If you put your pants on one leg at a time, you're probably in the wrong place. Do you want to blend into the crowd? You do? Keep walking pal. This is not the location for someone who reaches into their drawer in the dark and pulls out a shirt. These shirts are meant for a place of honor, like over the mantle. Knock that soccer trophy off and dump the picture of your ex-girlfriend (she ain't coming back). Stretch your Krakatoa Shirt across the wall so you can bask in hand drawn, superior artwork. Weep as you gently touch that hem of ring spun, combed cotton. Endlessly ponder the creation of your most treasured item in a mythical land we like to call the USA. And one day, when you're tired of acting like a chump, you can gently lower this piece of paradise from its well earned glory spot and slip it on. You'd just better be ready to live up to your shirt's expectations.
If you think you've got what it takes, then come on in.